Hmmm....I am pretty sure that I have never said any of these things!
"Oh, no, I couldn't eat another bite of that delicious pie!"
"I can't think of anything to preach!"
"I wish we had a church business meeting every week!"
"I'm afraid that our choir is at full capacity. Can't take anyone else."
"We'd like to start paying our Sunday School teachers next week."
"December is a boring month--I never have anything to do."
"I hate it when people volunteer!"
"I believe the Lord has called me to a smaller church."
"There will be no offering today--we've got plenty of money."